Are you there God? It's me, the patient idiot.

Oh, Aaron, you always know just the right things to say. ::sigh::

And now, without further ado, today's conversation between me, and the cosmic jester:
(audio accompaniment conveniently located in link above, sans my screaming and tears)

I know I've been mistaken
But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made
I've got some imperfections
But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face
But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting
I hope you're not intending
To be so condescending it's as much as I can take
And you're so independent
You just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break
But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting
I've made a commitment
I'm willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment
I found what I need in you
Why can't you just forgive me
I don't want to relive all the mistakes I've made along the way
But I always find a way to keep you right here waiting
I always find the words to say to keep you right here waiting
But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if I chose to walk away would you be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep me right here waiting

And that is my morning in a nutshell. Off to the vet to get OMD #1's skinfunk under control, and then, hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. It's going to be a great day. :-}


[PS - I know I make this look easy, but I kinda suck at html. I spent a considerable amount of time trying to get this to work *just right*, so do me a favor, and enjoy the complete experience as intended. Turn on your volume. Crank it up. Eat some cheetos. And for god's sake if you use a pop-up blocker, hold down ctrl (or whatever trick your particular program employs) when clicking on Mr.Hotty up there. That is all.] ~ Mgmt.