An idle mind

Ok, so clearly I need to get a hobby to occupy myself. Some notes from this morning's odd 'dreams':

1. I was an anchor on a nightly news program. Sports, no less. I told them I thought all I had to do was read the teleprompter, but they insisted I write up the stories myself. I asked if I could do weather instead.
2. I was signing to someone. I never saw the other person, and I didn't get a feeling as to whom it might have been. I was spelling out words with my limited knowledge of the ASL alphabet. As I went through the letters "T", "A", "D", I realized I didn't remember the fingering for "P", so I wrote it down. I continued on with "O", "L", and "E". Other than that, Laura, it had nothing to do with you. Promise.
3. I was trying to drive an enormous piece of construction equipment. Even though I can a drive a stick, for some reason I could not get the hang of this.
4. I drowned someone. I'm not sure who it was, but I held their head underwater as they thrashed about.

Do you get the feeling I am spending too much time online and not enough effort in pursuit of more enriching endeavors? Thought so.

I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch; crazy going slowly am I 654321 switch; I am slowly...

As The Boy and I both return to school on Monday, I am certain that I will be otherwise occupied, and not diddling around on here as often.
[a collective sigh of relief is heard]
Perhaps I will take a break, or perhaps I shall increase my posts to purge my head of all things nonsensical. I'm sure I can find something to bitch about. That's what I do.
At any rate, much love to all of you.