Thaumaturgy
Nine pretty follicles, all in a row
Each and every one of them look ready to blow
Endo lining looks ripe and thick
Doc says don't worry, and slips me his...
22 gauge 1 1/2" needle full of hcg.
I did it. Seven on the right, two on the left, and we're just oh so hopeful.
I must have missed the lecture on how fluffing miserable this shit is. I feel homicidal and crampy already. Okay, just a tad more than normal, but still.
Now if I can demand my husband to supply the goods everything will be hunky-dory. Or whatever.
I am so dumb.
Each and every one of them look ready to blow
Endo lining looks ripe and thick
Doc says don't worry, and slips me his...
22 gauge 1 1/2" needle full of hcg.
I did it. Seven on the right, two on the left, and we're just oh so hopeful.
I must have missed the lecture on how fluffing miserable this shit is. I feel homicidal and crampy already. Okay, just a tad more than normal, but still.
Now if I can demand my husband to supply the goods everything will be hunky-dory. Or whatever.
I am so dumb.
posted by Julie at 6:47 AM
6 Comments:
ROTFLMAO!
You overachiever you! 9 is awesome. Here's hoping you get knocked up!
Fluffing? Not YOU, too! Actually when you put it in that context, I think of "fluffers" (you know, from the porn industry).
I am hopeful for you, as well.
that's quite the number of follicles you have there! Me think, your ovaries deserve a high five. Or whatever. But seriously, this sounds very promising.
You kill me. That's hilarious.
go get 'em, tiger!
I'm so out of touch. I didn't even know you were going the stim route. Your numbers sound great! Hope you and hubby hit the jackpot this month... (And I promise to start paying more attention to what's going outside of my pitiful little universe. I've been navel-gazing for too long now!)
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