Please pass the muzzle

She always bled during her pregnancies (all five of them). She said it had to do with her tilted uterus, a fibroid, and something else. But all of her pregnancies and babies turned out just fine! As a matter of fact, whenever she hears someone being all worked up about spotting, she just brushes it off with an exasperated sigh and exaggerated eye-rolling, and tells them not to worry because SHE had bleeding during each of her pregnancies (all five of them), and... drumroll please.... all of her pregnancies and babies turned out just fine!
Wow, I said.
Everytime I spotted during pregnancy it ended up in a miscarriage.
Aren't I just an attention-seeking drama whore.